My Friends don't want to belong to DeviantARTMy friends don't want to belong to deviantArtMy Friends don't want to belong to DeviantART by ParadoxPandah
— A few days ago I invited some friends to join to dA's artistic community and I even sent them a lifetime Premium membership. All of them rejected my offer, with no exceptions. This ones are some of the replies:
Your grace shalt forgive me. Several of my Exemplary Novels would be crippled: "La española inglesa", "El celoso extremeño", "El casamiento engañoso"... I also have a couple of projects in mind, but titles wouldn't even fit: "El ingenioso hidalgo don Quijote de la Mancha" and "Los trabajos de Persiles y Sigismunda". I'm sorry, your "artistic" association doesn't respect neither my language or my creativity.
Sincerely Yours, Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.
As Miguel says, I have a couple of works with long titles: " La increíble y triste historia de la cándida Eréndira y de su abuela desalmada" and "Relato de un n